Hangzhou trip part 2

The signs in China crack me up. This one isn't that funny by itself... but if you look at it's "companion sign" below, you see why it's funny.











If you care for life, DO NOT CLIMB!!! :) This was on the boat we took out to an island on the West Lake.












This sign cracked me up too.

"Hey, man, where are you going friday night?"

"I think I'm gonna go to the Sexy 007 Club. Are you in?"







Clockwise from top: "Man Lotion", "Woman Lotion", "Standard Sized Condom". The lotions prevented... infections they said. We would have taken them home as souveniers, but they cost 10 yuan a piece. Try explaining that to the front desk when you check out of your hotel!

There was also a little "store" on our counter that offered various things for 10 yuan a piece. Socks, a razor, or underwear (again, his and hers).





It's so nice of them to warn us. Those bookstore thieves... they are terrible.

Berare.